Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Own a Replica of Captain Jack’s Coat, Build Your Own Piranha Plant, Forever Alone Jedi and MORE!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Waaaay better than your average potted plant. And all you need to make one is, “a playground ball, a plastic bowl, some felt and dowel. Oh, and some Atomic Fireball candy, if you want to upgrade your piranha plants to Super Mario Bros. 3‘s Venus Fire Traps.” Genius! (TDW: Geek)
Monopoly, Fallout style. Sadly, this isn’t a reality…yet. This is from DeviantArtist PinkAxolotl, but I think we should be writing to Bethesda and Hasbro and be like, “Bitches, give us a Fallout version of Monopoly. Bitches.” (TDW: Geek)
So, you’ve always wanted to Captain Jack. You kinky bastard. Well, now you can at least own an official Captain Jack Harkness replica coat.
* Replica RAF buttons
* Back vent with hidden buttons
* Double-breasted closure
* Functional inside and outside pockets
* NON-wool fabric – in honour of John Barrowman himself
* Full size range: S, M, L, XL, XXL
Forever Alone, train alone. (Nerd Approved)
Maybe he should try meeting up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Trollface. Nah, that guys a dick. (Nerd Approved)
It’s a fool proof plan. One we’ve seen executed over and over and over again. (Game Freaks)
I’m guessing Nintendo could sell these today and plenty of people would still buy them. Sure, the 64 is way out of date, but it’s a classic. Add in a special modded case, and you’ve got a collector’s item. (TDW: Geek)
It’s always Loki. The source of all Norse frustration. (The Mary Sue)
Awe, yeah you are. (Fashionably Geek)
Ooooh. So it’s the shirt that kills the man, not his ineptitude as a Starfleet officer. (Fashionably Geek)
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