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This week, we’ll be looking at the top 10 female comic book characters’ asses. Obviously, how nice the ass is depends on the artist drawing it… and they’re all going to be perfect — so, technically, this is a list of the top 10 chubby-inducing female comic book characters with lots of (often fan-made) asstastic pictures. But, hey, let’s roll with it!

10. Mystique

The mutant shapeshifter from the X-Men Universe definitely makes the list, especially considering that she essentially has full reign over the physical appearance of her body parts, which I’m sure could come in handy.

9. Black Widow

Despite any qualms we may have about Scarlett Johansson‘s acting chops, she does wear the Black Widow suit very well. It’s also worth noting that the second Black Widow in the Ultimate Marvel universe fucked various women, including her mother. It’s a wonder that Nick Fury didn’t request a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ before taking his exit.

8. Black Cat

Being a self-trained martial artist and gymnast has gotta count for something! And don’t forget that steaming relationship with Spiderman.

7. Sue Storm (The Invisible Woman)

I’m sure a good number of you nerdy bastards have considered the potential epicness of invisible promiscuity. That, alone, puts her on this top 10 list because of all the possibilities her ability brings to the table. I mean, Buffy definitely took advantage of invisibility for the one day she “disappeared” (before she realized she’d die if she stayed that way, of course). This picture is of a figure Rockin’ Jellybean made of the Invisible Woman, and it was very much worth including.

6.5 Vampirella

Her typical costume is a red thong suit with knee high boots. Not like anybody could really take her seriously, being dressed like that, but I’m not gonna lie: she’s sexy.

6. Elektra

She’s a ninja-assassin dressed in red, and is dangerously sexy. Maybe not as much so in movie-form, but she’s definitely one to look out for.

5. Zatanna

Fishnets will do it! And magic powers. That is all.

4. She-Hulk

Despite being green, She-Hulk wins points for having a brain and for having one of the most muscular and toned bods in the ‘verse.

3. Emma Frost

While January Jones is gorgeous, it’s an undeniable fact that her ass is nothing great. But Emma Frost’s pen and paper representations are much more well endowed. No idea if her diamond form is “penetrable” (*nudgenudgewinkwink*), but tirelessness and imperviousness to pain and temperature could be useful.

2. Lady Death

This chick scores pretty high on that crazy/hot chart, where she is so hot that it makes her complete insanity okay (’cause, y’know, the ruler of Hell can only be so sane).

1. Wonder Woman

It’s no wonder that Wonder Woman is at the top of this list. Being a princess of the Amazons is a very good start for her resume, and even as her character evolved in the comics over time, her sex appeal remains undiminished. (We’ll forget about the lame TV pilot.)