I’m about as excited for the Star Wars saga Blu-ray set (released on Sept. 16) as I am in getting my dick slammed in a sliding glass door (which, if I need to specify, I’m NEVER excited for). I refuse to give George Lucas any more money until he releases the holy trinity…unedited, un-enhanced, un-tainted. With that said, I realize many of you have been waiting a long time for the saga to be released on Blu-ray. You’ll buy it and not give a shit about CGI Yoda, or the newly dubbed “NOOOOO!” by Vader, or the loads of other minor tweaks. Buy at your hearts content. I’m not stopping you. I know you just HAVE TO HAVE IT. Hell, if I hadn’t known about the edits and had I seen the Star Wars Blu-ray ads (which you can watch) below, I’d be right there with you.
Seriously, these are some spiffy spots. I spew specious hate for Lucas any chance I get, but I gotta hand it to the editing team. These commercials will surely get any Lucas hater pumped for the Wars, I know I was. It’s just such a goddamn shame this set includes EVERYTHING and more of Lucas’s delusional tinkering. Fucking A, why couldn’t gizzard neck just slip the original, untouched, wars into the set? Asshole!
MORE VIDS AFTER THE JUMP