Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Worship Mario, Your New Golden Idol, Eat AT-AT Pancakes and Impressive & Frightening Cosplay
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
Remember yesterday, when Batman fought Darth Vader. Well, this is what happens when you slam them together at an extremely high velocity. (TDW: Geek)
Continuing with some kick ass cosplay, Fashionably Geek has a sweet gallery of a Mass Effect costume contest from this year’s San Diego Comic-Con. These dudes look like just stepped out of the game!
Ever wondered how Nintendo rewards its employees for 20 years of service? Correct! A giant golden idol of Mario for you to worship. (Nerd Approved)
Brewed with the purest justice, straight from source of strongest grief. (TDW)
Very cosplay heavy Nerdy Bits today, but how can I not share this nightmare-inducing, Resident Evil executioner costume. I think I’d wet myself if I came upon him in a dark alley. (Fashionably Geek)
It’s just like shooting womp rats back home, man. (Fashionably Geek)
I can’t…I can’t even. How? How do you make an AT-AT out of pancakes!? This is incredible. (TDW: Geek)
A laundry machine that washes your clothes as long as you stay alive in the game. I can’t decide if this is best idea ever….or the bestest? (TDW: Geek)
If you’re totally metal, it only makes sense to be the most indestructible metal. Duh. (Fashionably Geek)
Do you know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in the Empire? Yeah, I don’t know either. What measuring system do they use, anyhow? Is it like a half-Palpatine with blue cheese? Whatever, enjoy this delightful Pulp Fiction/Star Wars mash-up we never knew we wanted. But are really happy exists. (The Mary Sue)
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