Spartacus XXX – When Will the Madness End

- 09-22-11Film Posted by Mark Poynter

Once AGAIN someone in the porn industry has decided to take a popular series and make it a porno. Wait, Spartacus? The two series about Spartacus on Starz had just about everything a good porno has. Just to be sure though we better do a check list:

    Boobs?     Check!

     Butts?      Check!

Testicles?     Check!

 Beavers?     Check!

 Merkins?     Check!

   Wangs?     Check!

 Nipples?     Check!

1970’s Porno Soundtrack?     Negative!

Everything is checked off except the 1970’s sound track and this NerdBastard is sure everyone would probably agree that we could do without that music anyways. Spartacus on Showtime had all the sweaty, heaving, and fornicating (minus the money shot) that any porn connoisseur would want.

What is it with the Porn industry these days? It’s like some creative black hole sucking ideas from anywhere and slapping “A Porn Parody” sticker on the label to avoid a lawsuit. What ever happened to the good old girl comes to the big city and comes again, and again, and again?

Where is the originality in my Porn these days? When will we see a Porn movie turned into a Television or main stream movie?

Don’t hold your breath . . .

Really . . .

Don’t.

Here is the SFW trailer. If you like your historical drama with some T&A then you will probably be more concerned about the other qualities of this production like sets, costumes, acting ability, etc, etc, etc. Hey, I have not seen the movie, but I am willing to place a bet based on my past Porn watching experiences that this will not add anything exciting beyond some Money shots to the Spartacus experience.

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