Remember the first time you saw the scene above? This NerdBastard was 15 years old, at an Army theater in Stuttgart Germany. My mother, a couple of her friends, and their kids went to the movie. I’m pretty sure it was the first time my mother heard me say out loud, “Son of a bitch.” She was so cool that she corrected me saying, “Son of an evil Bastard.”
YouTube user Bashthemonkey decided to capture this moment and the reaction of his 4 year old Faris on video. This NerdBastard is predicting that Faris will be liked by the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they will all adore him. They’ll think he’s a righteous dude.