A typical day in Mario’s life isn’t easy, saving the princess, battling the koopas, and so forth. Over the decades he has built himself a respectable wardrobe. Actually, come to think of it… they’re almost all animal costumes. *backs slowly away* Is…is he a furry? Craps, I used to be able to see Mario with racoon ears and not think anything unusual about it.
Maybe this is why Peach is always “in another castle”.
Mario is just a plumber in a raccoon costume, not a furry that’s down to D.T.Y. Luigi on the other hand, that dudes a freak!