Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Darth Vader’s Crappy Fantasy Football Team, Whose the Stealthiest Video Game Character and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Come on, Darth. I don’t know much about fantasy football, but really, you’re picking your kicker!? (Geek Tyrant)
Thanks for clearing that up, Doctor. Now how I can I use this knowledge to explain away why I’m always late? (Fashionably Geek)
Welcome to the Jedi Church. It’s not all that different from other organized religions. They hold mildly boring services, pass a collection, sing hymns, fight with lightsabers. No different from any other worshiping folk. (The Mary Sue)
Why would a villainous thug disguise themselves as Robin? Everyone knows that’s like putting a “kill me” sign on your back! (Geek Tyrant)
Some actors are destined to play roles in which their character always dies. Steve Buscemi is one of those actors and he’s made an art out of biting the dust. Here’s a compilation. (TDW)
You might have thought your Halloween pumpkin was awesome, but come on, you’re not going to beat Ray Villafane’s zombie rising from a pumpkin. It’s incredible! Check out more images over at the Laughing Squid.
It’s more likely you could make an awesome TARDIS pumpkin like this one, but could you carve it without making one “bigger on the inside” joke? Didn’t think so. (Nerd Approved)
I leave you this hypnotic .gif of Deadpool, poledancing. I dare you to look away! (Comics Alliance)
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And, yes, that is Joss Whedon riding a Kevin Smith with bacon wings. Your welcome.