So hey, you know that baby-face  lookin’ mother fucker from Warrior and the remake of The Thing? Well… he’s either going to be The Man from U.N.C.L.E., or an oiled-up, half naked, bad-ass in 300: Battle of Artemisia. 

Joel Edgerton (le fore-mentioned baby-face) has been offered the lead in Steven Soderbergh‘s The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (via a report from Vulture), which is based on the classic 1960s TV series about an American and a Russian spy that disarm threats worldwide. He’s also been offered the role of Themosticles (a lying, conniving, brilliant, heroic figure.) in the prequel to 300, once called Xerxes and now 300: Battle of Artemisia.

If I had a vagina, I’d be creaming over this guy. Not only is he a very handsome man (I call NO HOMO!), but he won my heart over as the underdog in Warrior, which he played perfectly. I can see him easily becoming another Hollywood heartthrob. Whatever role he picks will just induce faster mass vagina flushing. 

Assuming that he does one of the two, which would you prefer to see him in? The fun spy film, or the film featuring muscles and loin clothes? Personally, I’d rather he cry Uncle.  I’m done with shirtless men and flashy visuals.

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