We’re gonna have to wait until Thursday for the new trailer but until then you can feast your eyes on the Snow White and the Huntsman Banner.
Who knows, this thing might be good. Perhaps Kristen can play a character that doesn’t depend on her next life’s breath from a brooding, sparkling, pale emo guy. It would be nice to see her kick some ass. Hell, maybe she could even smile in this one. I can just imagine the scene on set:
Kristen – “I’m having some trouble with this stage direction here.”
Charlize – “Oh, what’s the problem?”
Kristen – “It says I’m supposed to smile.”
Charlize – “Oh my, perhaps you should just think of it as a grimace with teeth showing, or a frown, upside down.”
Now this NerdBastard is not saying that Kristen can’t act her way out of a paper bag. That’s not been proven yet because no one has found a paper bag big enough yet. We can count on the fact that Charlize can play evil quite convincingly, go put Monster on your Netflix Que if you haven’t seen it already.
Here’s the fancy, flowery, glittering description from the producers:
In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Oscar® winner Charlize Theron) out to destroy her. But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth, Thor) dispatched to kill her. Sam Claflin (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) joins the cast as the prince long enchanted by Snow White’s beauty and power.
The breathtaking new vision of the legendary tale is from Joe Roth, the producer of Alice in Wonderland, producer Sam Mercer (The Sixth Sense) and acclaimed commercial director and state-of-the-art visualist Rupert Sanders.