Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Indiana Jones Join ‘Uncharted’, Hilarious Mario Moped Accident, A Frightening Fire Crotch and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Mario and Luigi have been fighting Koopas for a long time now, eventually they’d need to try out some new moves. Watch the Mario Bros. train with nunchucks to what of course must their favorite training tune. (Fashionably Geek)
And waaaayyy cooler. You might be able to pick up a girl by saying, “Hey, I’m an engineer.” Really don’t think it’ll work if you say, “I like math.” (Fashionably Geek)
In this internet meme medley The Gag Quartet feature over 40 of your favorite memes. Can you name ’em all? (Laughing Squid)
After Mario and Luigi practice their nunchucking, then went for a moped ride. And everything ended marvelously. If by marvelously you expected them to crash hilariously. (TDW: Geek)
I can think of no better shirt to wear when you see The Muppets in a few weeks. Or when you watch the Oscars, or really any time you’ll need to mock someone. (Fashionably Geek)
I expect we could also see similar scenes in the next Indiana Jones flick. Seriously, how old is Harrison Ford now. Just stop, please, stop. (Nerd Approved)
Are you sure you know where Zombies came from? Vampires? Read up on these Monster Origin Stories, some might surprise you.
This last video, well, umm. I’ll just say this, it contains a fire crotch. Like, a serious fire crotch. Definitely NSFW. (TDW)
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And, yes, that is Joss Whedon riding a Kevin Smith with bacon wings. Your welcome.