Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Seriously, what the fuck are these super heroes doing at a young kid’s birthday? Who told them this was an appropriate way to dance? I think Spider-Man and Iron Man have some explaining to do. (
My heart goes out to this dragon, he was only trying to help that dude. And hell, that guy was trying to slay him and he was correcting his grammar. Who’s the real bully, huh? (Nerd Approved)
Because clearly every animal deserves the chance to wield a lightsaber. Who’s next? Jedi fish? Jedi bird? Jedi turtles? When will it end! (Geek Tyrant)
Man, times are tough indeed. I don’t even want to think about the degrading things Mario has Luigi doing for coins. (Fashionably Geek)
Give this to the prettiest girl you know and you’ll capture her inside your Poke-flower. She can yours forever. Get going, you gotta collect ’em all! (TDW: Geek)
Do you remember when Barbara Walters interviewed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? She offends them by calling them slimy and makes Donatello cry, all why looking terribly uncomfortable. Actually, watching this interview just reminds me of how awesome those turtles were, think we’ll ever see another film with those guys? (The Mary Sue)
If Nyan Cat were to throw off his rainbow and poptart and take up the mantle of Bat-Cat, it’d probably be something like this. (Comics Alliance)
This isn’t the bear we need, but the one we deserve. And we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. He’s a bear. He’s Bat-bear. As far as I know this isn’t photoshopped making this bear the coolest bear in existence. (Comics Alliance)
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And, yes, that is Joss Whedon riding a Kevin Smith with bacon wings. Your welcome.