Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Crew of the Enterprise Watch ‘Star Wars’, Mario Kills More Than Tanookis, Amazing Carbon Fiber Stormtroopers and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
OMG! Universes collide when the Star Trek: TNG crew watch Star Wars IV: A New Hope! The best part is Troi’s dead-on analysis of Han Solo. She so wants him over Riker. (TDW: Geek)
What better way to organize your stack of video games? (Nerd Approved)
Mmm…way better than Portal bookends. Portal cookies. At least they’re not a lie. (TDW: Geek)
You might have heard about the uproar PETA caused by insinuating Mario kills Tanooki’s only to wear their skins. Most think it’s ridiculous to accuse a video game character of anything, but Andre of BlackNerdComedy thinks they haven’t gone far enough. You gotta watch this effin’ hilarious rant on Mario, murderer.
Hey, they are plenty more Sith in the sea, man. What? There are only ever two at a time? Ouch, tough luck. (Nerd Approved)
Prepare to be amazed! Employees at San Diego Composites used their engineering skills and whatever they could get their hands on at the office to make not one, not two, but FOUR Stormtrooper suits of armor out of carbon fiber. They’re beautiful. Best part is they convinced their boss to cover the expenses! (TDW: Geek)
Have you ever really thought about the dangers of frying a turkey? William Shatner is here to tell the cautionary tale everyone should hear before this Thanksgiving. (Laughing Squid)
Somehow I think you’ll get something worse than a lump of coal from Santa Stark is you’re naughty. You could lose your head! Them Stark’s are strict dudes. (Fashionably Geek)
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And, yes, that is Joss Whedon riding a Kevin Smith with bacon wings. Your welcome.