Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: Sexy ‘Skyrim’ Cosplay, Rejected ‘MW3’ Plots, Set Phasers to LOL and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
When Eric Smith was dumped by his girlfriend, before he about to propose to her, he did what any recovering nerd would do. Sold the engagement ring and bought a Master Chief suit. Best rebound ever. (TDW: Geek)
Arkham Cuty-Super Cute Edition with Big-Head Mode.With this handy video you can learn how to fight thugs in the most adorable of manners, looking much like a cute Chibi-version of Batman. (Splash Page)
Whoa boys. Calm down. You know this chick could kick your ass. And I’m not just talking in Skyrim. (Fashionably Geek)
Some storylines for MW3 just don’t make the cut, but thanks to Dorkly we can read about the insane adventures you could have had.*
*Actually, these aren’t real MW3 missions, but I swear they are within the realm of possibility. (Nerd Approved)
This young girl might very well have the makings of the next greatest super villain. She’s got her maniacal laugh down perfectly! (The Mary Sue)
Yesterday we shared BlackNerdComedy’s rant on PETA’s Mario commercial, today it’s brentalfloss’ turn. By the way, did you read our exclusive interview with him?
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And, yes, that is Joss Whedon riding a Kevin Smith with bacon wings. Your welcome.