Nerdy Bits, The Sh*t You Skipped: The Best ‘Breaking Dawn’ Review You’ll Ever Read, Ewok/’Predator’ Mashup, SFW Trailer for ‘Superheroines 3D XXX’ and MOAR!

- 12-08-11Comics, Cool Stuff, Film, Funny Videos, TV Posted by Sarah Moran

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Out in the jungle you never know what could be hunting you. There could be a pack of wild, furry teddy bears ready to cook you up for dinner! Thankfully, Ahnuld is here for your protection. This is Ewok: Jungles of Endor. (Geek Tyrant)

 

Read what is most definitely the best review of Breaking Dawn, ever. From Amanda LaPergola over at The Mary Sue she reviews the sparkly vampire flick the only way one can, with cute pictures are lots of Mexican apple juice.

 

Comic books are confusing and convoluted. It makes learning their long and rich history hard. Thanks to the the “Comics, Everybody!” strips from Let’s Be Friends Again, you can greatly increase you comic book knowledge quickly and painlessly. In this week’s strip you’ll learn all about Cable, Cyclops and Evil Clone Jean Grey’s kid who was sent to the far alternate future and raised by his own half-sister.(Comics Alliance)

 

Rumor is this tree was cut down on the planet of Mustafar. Burned and mangled beyond recognition he was repaired but must spend the rest of his days behind a dark, ominious looking mask. He is, Darth Conifer. (Fashionably Geek)

 

Truly, what exemplifies the pure joy of the Christmas season more so than a grown man squealing with glee over lightsabers? Nothing, because these are the new Star Wars FX Lightsabers! OMG! (TDW: Geek)

 

Super gingerbread men and women keeping your holiday festivities free of villainy and stopping any chance you’d start that diet early. (The Mary Sue)

 

Because nerds are a bunch never to shy away from excessive detail, here’s a real beauty for all you Stargate fans. Over at the Richard Dean Anderson’s Fanpage they’ve begun mapping out the story arc for every single character. An impressive and daunting project, you can view the whole chart here. (io9)

 

Get those 3D specs ready because here comes Emma Frost, Zatanna, Catwoman and Supergirl poppin’ out of your screen (and their uniforms.) It’s the trailer for Superheroines 3D XXX where you can watch them save the day, capture the bad guy and…who am I kidding, they mostly just roll around provacatively in this SFW trailer. (Bleeding Cool)

 

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