Nerdy Bits: A Very, Merry Gauntlet Christmas,The Worst ‘Star Wars’ Cosplay, Garfunkel & Oates’ “Scary F**ked Up Christmas”, Another Crazy ‘Skyrim’ Glitch & MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
This is a most brilliant video of a Christmas dinner invaded by pixellated ghouls and demons, which had to be slayed, 1980s Gauntlet style. Remember, do not shoot food, later on, you’ll need it, badly. (The Mary Sue)
I’m all for anyone cosplaying their favorite characters, no matter your costuming skills. But these? These are some downright awful Star Wars costumes. So terrible, I really hope these were intended ironically. (Fashionably Geek)
To cleanse your eyeballs of the aforementioned miserable Star Wars cosplay, check out this stunning lady Link. I’ve kind of always figured this is what Zelda truly wished for. (Fashionably Geek)
We’ve shared a good amount of crazy Skyrim shit, but I believe this to be one of the freakiest bugs ever. Like, did you know, when you kill a sabertooth tiger in Skyrim, their corpse begins spinning around and floats away into the clouds? Yeah. They do. (TDW: Geek)
The debate over 3D is ever raging. With movie fans divided over 3D technology, let’s take a look over this handy infographic from Sortable to learn the facts,
Personally, I’m no fan of 3D. There have been films where I’ve enjoyed the 3D, Avatar, and those where the 3D made me nauseous, Clash of the Titans. (/Film)
“Sir, incoming baseball bat!” “Full power to shields!” (TDW: Geek)
In what’s sure to become a Christmas classic, Garfunkel & Oates perform their new ditty, “Scary F**ked Up Christmas.” Grab your bowl, huddle around the tree and learn why it can be a scary, fuckin’ Christmas when you’re high. Or when you’re not. (Nerdist)
Have you been naughty or nice this year? I’m sure Playboy models Summer Inge (Emma Frost) and Desiree Claire (Catwoman) have been nice this year. Or is it, they look nice? (Geek Tyrant)
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