Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

This is an epic Star Wars: The Old Republic rap, indeed. From the mouth Dan Bull to your earholes, this rap is a must listen if your a lucky bastard already in possession of the game. Wait, if you have the game, you’re still in game. Meaning, you can’t be reading this. Okay, all you sorry bastards who don’t have SWTOR yet, here you go. It may soothe your pain. (Dorkly)


Google, you’re the greatest. Also, what do you mean, “Did you mean a different: Mordor”? THERE ARE TWO MORDORS?!? We’re boned. (TDW: Geek)


You’ve read the books, now own the blades. That’s right, beautiful replica’s of Arya’s Needle, Jon Snow’s Longclaw, Eddard Stark’s Ice, and Robert Baratheon’s warhammer (from the books, not the television series). I won’t even included a price since I know it’ll be a frighteningly big number, but for those interested (and, hell, whose not interested?!) here’s their order page. (You Bent My Wookie)


Have you ever wondered how big your favorite fandom’s share in the internet is?

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That’s right, the only think larger than Twilight is Harry Potter. We should weep nerds, we should weep. (TDW: Geek)


This isn’t only a fantastic bong, it’s freakin’ piece of art! Or is that the weed talking? Either way, this bong is highly, highly impressive. (Geekologie)


Ususally, I wouldn’t condone mocking this poor girl and her utter stupidity, but once it’s been mashed with a little Skyrim, oh, it’s effin’ hilarious! (Dorkly)


Dammit, Portal 2! Stay in the box! ([H]ard|OCP)


Opting for comfort over protection, designer Melanie Thompson whipped up a one of a kind latex Stormtrooper uniform. Much sexier than the plastic armor, huh fellas? (Fashionably Geek)


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