The Alien Cathouse: An Alien-Themed Whorehouse Cumming Soon

- 12-29-11WTF? Posted by Chris D.

The Alien Cathouse will soon be a thing.

You read that right. Dennis Hof, a senior pimp who owns a shitload of whorehouses in Nevada as well as the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is going to open up an alien-themed hoe-house called The Alien Cathouse.  You might know the guy from the HBO reality series, Cathouse.  Obviously, he isn’t so good with titles. You can see why he only dates prostitutes; there’s no way he’d ever land himself in a real relationship.

Dude owns the most brothels in the state of Nevada, and plans to break another record by opening the first sci-fi themed whorehouse EVAR where he intends to showcase “girls from another world”.  Does this mean these chicks will be green with 5 tits or something like that?  If you find that shit sexy, you might as well go find yourself a brothel based on tentacle pr0n.

Apparently the details haven’t quite been ironed out aside from Hof throwing out random catch phrases and shit, but as fucked up as it is, it’s definitely a place that y’all must make a point of checking out next time you’re heading to Vegas… because, really, what the fuck?  Way to show these chicks a whole new way of making up for their daddy issues!

What do you guys think?  Personally, I can’t take this shit seriously but it’s absolutely a novelty that must be explored.  Because, really: what the fuck?

Source: Screen Junkies

Category: WTF?

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