Let’s not fool ourselves, at some point the dead will rise and you will have to defend yourself. This is where master rubber band based weapon builder Joerg Sprave comes in. His latest undead dispatcher is a sheer work of genius. Sling shot for range attacks, brain spike if you want to get in close and personal and that’s not all, it also comes fully equipped with a zombie skull ejection system! Gone are the days of clumsily trying to dislodge the brain pan of a cannibalistic corpse.
Seriously, can we get this guy a late night infomercial, these babies would sell like hot cakes. Hot cakes that kill.
Let Joerg show you more after the jump.