Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: I thought it was inconceivable, but here’s a Princess Bride Pregnancy Test. Hey, “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.” [Nerd Approved]

A new figure of Speedy Cerviche (Yattaro) from Samurai Pizza Cats (Cat Ninja Legend Teyandee) is on the way! Speedy is fairly articulated, and comes with several interchangeable hands, a few other accessories and a backdrop. $40 is a fucking steal.


This awesome Stay Puft cake was made by Mike’s Amazing Cakes. Ray Stantz approves. [Slashfilm]

Diagram: The  ‘Officially Licensed Fan-Boy’ by [MichaelBPerkins.com). Nice try, but I don’t think it beats NerdBastard’s “The Nerd Bastard” [splitreason.com/nerdbastards]

Guitar company Ikon Customs has summoned the elder gods of rock with a Cthulhu-themed guitar. When it comes to death metal few guitars are more appropriate. [Technabob]

Sam Spratt created a poster for Community‘s homage to Doctor Who, Inspector Spacetime. [GeekTyrant]

Here’s another “Geeks VS. Nerds” inforgraphic. Honestly, I’m sick of these things. I think they are so dated. There are no difference between nerds and geeks anymore. Our interests and traits are all rolled under one dweeb umbrella. However, if I had to side, I’d say nerds are far better. We don’t bite the heads off chickens (look it up). [Geekologie]

Star Wars: The Old Republic video game surprisingly light on the glitches for an MMO. However, there was one slight oversight. Type in “/getdown” when in a battle and prepare to boogie. Your sweet un-intentional dance moves will give you swagger and invincibility. [GeekoSystem]

Here’s what happens (EVERTIME) a girl walks into a comic-b00k shop. [The Mary Sue]

Watch Lee Hardcastle‘s amazingl/fucked up hybrid of the 1980s stop-motion TV show Pingu crossed with John Carpenter’s alien horror movie The Thing! Pingu doesn’t fuck around with that flamethrower.

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