Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.
ABOVE: Abobo, the big bald thug from Double Dragon (the video game and very regrettable live- action film) is one of those classic 8-bit goons that time forgot, but here is….fucking up a horde of thugs from Kung-Fu Master, the old man from Legend of Zelda and Death from Castlevania, among hundreds of other NES characters. Yes, this is a real game! It’s fucking awesome! PLAY IT NOW.
Because every chick wants to shout “Fus Ro Dah” in the bedroom, here’s a female Dovahkiin Cosplay. [Unreality]
I introduce to you, the Alien chopsticks. Each 9″ chopstick has the detailed image of the walking space terror that traumatized Ripley through 3 whole movies. Now I have chopsticks appropriate to the weird REAL Chinese food I eat. [Geekosystem]
Because we all want the voice of a murderous operating system giving us driving directions, Portal’s GLaDOS has joined the likes of Snoop Dogg, Homer Simpson and Yoda in celebrity voices for your Global Positioning System. Available in a new fan-made custom voice pack over on Reddit.
It’s a zip file with a bunch of wav files in it, compatible with Garmin Nuvi units — the files should also work with Garmin Mobile XT units — and is available as a free download [NerdApproved]
I recognize that E.T. is a heartwarming family film, but that brown-skinned, wide-eyed alien has always freaked me the fuck out, and so does this cake. I’m gonna go back to drinking beers and forget I ever saw this. [Slashfilm]
Handmade TARDIS purse from Etsy seller LIMOchi. If I had $250 I’d buy this and call it a messenger bag and dick punch anybody who dared call it a purse. [Boingboing]
Nelliel from Bleach Cosplay. The power of the under boob. Cant look away..cant look away. [9GAG]
On planet 420 this song is played on a continuous loop. [Dorkly]
Skyrim is still thriving in the year 2012 and Belethor’s distant cousin Gregethor is running the shop with Digurd, Sigurd’s distant relative.
Buckets still get put on heads and coin purses still get thieved, and throwing fire and ice at each other is still the preferred way of settling a dispute. [GAS]
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