A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… even storm troopers took it up the two-meter-wide exhaust port.
While Star Wars: Attack of the Clones showed us nerds that the troopers were all clones, Star Wars: A New Hope showed us the Galactic Empire had people who were conscripted from ruled planets. And just like their shitty aim, each trooper doesn’t always swing the Straight Way. In this Spanish video, Love Wars, we see the secret love between two faceless troopers breaking all of the emperor’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. It’s like fan fiction come to life for you pervy nerds.
For two guys that don’t even show their faces, you can almost sense the relationship tension between the two. I wonder who the wookie is?