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Target is trying something new in the movie tie in merchandising game. To promote the DVD release of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One (Dawn – Is that what Bella calls her headboard?) Target is hosting an exclusive showing for the trailer of  Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part Two.

Now this news brought a question to this NerdBastard’s head. What kind of items should Target try to market to Twilight fans that some in for this trailer event?

Gallon bottles of glitter . . .

Home furniture repair kits . . .

All the left over unsold Halloween vampire fangs . . .

Oversized heart shaped boxes of bonbons . . .

Jumbo sized Kleenex boxes . . .

This Nerdbastard does have a secret hope that there will be some pepper spray or hair pulling incident at one of these events, maybe even an old fashioned Team Jacob vs Team Edward in the form of the old Miller Lite, Tastes Great – Less Filling shouting match.

So which of you NerdBastards out there will be a your local Target on Feb 10th at Midnight? Come on, stand tall you Twihards. Tell us all what you think in the comments section below, what product should be sold next to the screening areas that night?

Ohh  shit . . . COSPLAY IT!!!!

Cosplay it as an old school vampire in cape and hit on the middle aged Twihard ladies, or go as Uncle Fester, any other film monster, just go!

Category: Cosplay, Film, WTF?

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