Remember when you tried to use the Jedi mind trick on your mom because she was making you a Trolls birthday cake when you wanted a Batman cake /(“This is not the cake you wanted to make me”)/ and, of course, it didn’t work? Well, your childhood of caketastrophe is over. You’re older now; you can either make your own cakes or pay someone a ridiculous amount of money (fuck you Ace of Cakes and your $1000 minimum) to make the cake of your nerdy dreams. And you should see the confectionery creations out there. In fact, we have a whole gallery (40+ images) below of nerd cake epicness.
Confectionery kryptonite like this is why I have thigh pie and man boobs!