Nerdy Bits: Busty Female Jedi, My Little Pony Human Centipede, Epic Skyrim Chair Dance, Rap Battle: Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros. and MOAR!

- 02-23-12Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, WTF? Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: For a $100, you can own this customer My Little Pony Human Centipede set-up. Seriously, if you’re gonna drop a C-note on this mouth-to-ass rainbow train then I don’t want to be your friend. I mean come on, what the fuckity fuck is wrong with you? [Etsy]

This is a ceiling lamp made by deviantARTist Kilh to resemble a barnacle from Half-Life. Guess today’s nerdy bits is gonna be one of those fuckity fuck kind of days days. Ugh! [Geekologie]

OK, here’s something that isn’t soul crushing. This is a 3D rendering of a female Jedi, who has an incredible concentration of midichlorians… in her tits. Hey, it takes skill to wield two lightsabers while maneuvering around those rather pronounced assets. [ObviousWinner]

Can you play and Win! This Tron beer pong table will have you taking on the forces of good and beer-vil, and whether you are on the winning or losing side you’ll always feel that futuristic hangover that’ll make you question if the night before was real or just a game. [Reddit]

The scenario of “what if” is prevalent in this graphic that lists the different funny, and useful way to use Portals. After seeing this I may want a Portal for Christmas! [Neatorama]

Little Red Riding…ummm wait…wrong fictional character, but hey no one can tell this voluptuous Scarlett Witch she isn’t allowed into a Comic Con. I mean her proportions are so “right” that nothing she does can be wrong.

Scarlett Witch Cosplay from Megacon 2012 [GAS]

The evolution of coffee through Pokémon is one of the most entertaining ways to track your addiction to this wonderful beverage. Bulbasaur, how I knew you in your youth and how I’ve watched you grow into a chain-coffee-drinking plant Pokémon. [spritestitch]

Wow. You really have spent too much time playing Skyrim (or is it not enough time?)when you choreograph this chair dance. [Dorkly]

If you’re a Stephen King fan you’ve probably imagined a hundred times what a sequel to The Shining would be like? Well,wonder no more ’cause it’s happening! For proof, watch King himself read from the first chapter of the follow up book, Dr. Sleep. [Blastr]

It’s a rap battle of the bros. The Mario Bros. vs the Wright Bros. The first plumbers to squash a goomba vs the first men to take flight. Who ya got?! [ERB]

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