Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Star Wars push-up bra lifts boobs with the force [FashionablyGeek]

Captain Planet and Magic School bus mind fuck. It’s like as if every cartoon has the same set of forced “diverse” character or something, but really, how did I not see this before? [source]

University of Michigan professor Alex Halderman and two of his graduate students ‘tested’ Washington, DC school board’s computer based voting system by rigging the election in favor of Futurama’s Bender wins school board election. Damn it, why is this not reality? Bender would be awesome at that. Fine, I am going to build my own school board, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the school board! [TDW]

Cosplay I never thought I would see: Gadget Hackwrench from Chip ‘n Dale’s Rescue Rangers cosplayed by Nahuisan

So, someone thought we wanted a  creepy disembodied E.T. lightup finger for all our creepy light up finger needs. Set to hit release in April, you can pre-order it now from Entertainment Earth, Only $19.99. [GeekAlerts]

Take the latest  Avengers trailer re-cut it with 60s animation, sit back and enjoy! [Bleedingcool]

‘The Real Housewives of Disney’ is a show I would actually watch, and I am secure enough to admit that. [HuffingtonPost]

The latest gritty reboot? ‘Where’s Waldo’! [ObviousWinner]

To everyone that has ever called the 1987 Dolph Lundgren Masters of the Universe movie the worst possible, I want you to watch this, it could have been worse. [GeekTyrant]

At lastly, we give you ‘Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better’  as sung by Sherlock Holmes and the The Doctor. [GAS]


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