A perfectly straight guy has no interest in swinging the other way (obviously), but under a gun-to-the-head circumstance, in which we had pick to another man to bone or blow, there is…the list. Every guy, whether he care to admit it, has a list filed away of dudes they’d go gay for. In my case, Being Human‘s star Sam Witwer is the top contender. Not only is he a very striking-looking man, but he’s a Jedi master.
The guy’s provided the voice work and likeness for Starkiller in the two Star Wars: The Force Unleashed games, and he’s now the voice of the resurrected Sith Lord Darth Maul on Clone Wars.
So, here’s video of Witwer showing talk show hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb how to handle
a penis a lightsaber.
Damn, weren’t those some wicked-sweet Jedi movies? And how about that Darth Maul? *lips quivering*
Hmm, I really have no idea how my confession of men I’d like to fuck has anything to do with Witwer playing Jedi Master to some bimbo talk show hosts, but I feel good admitting it.
I’ll be in my bunk. Playing with my lightsaber of course.