Nerdy Bits: Imperial Ironman, TARDIS Engagment Ring, Tron Inspired Dance Show, 10 Hours of Darth Vader Breathing and MORE!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Stromtrooper? Why the hell not? I’m sure Tony Stark could add some galactic empire influences to the hall of armor. — Cosplay by Toby aka sithcamero
This is a TARDIS themed engagement ring designed by Tumblr user Pathetic Paripatetic. Awesome, any woman that would want to have this ring is definitely worth marrying in the first place . [Geekologie]
Whoa, this custom Predator bio helmet is as bad-ass as it is creepy. It’s priced at $1050.00. Man, if I bought this, I would sneak up on someone while they’re sleeping and tickle their anus ever so gently (what?). Their slow turn to horror would totally be worth it. [ etsy listing ]
I’m a huge Game of Thrones fan-boy. One of my favorite characters is Daenerys Targaryen. She’s beautiful, bad-ass and has baby dragons… what’s not to like? So, I for one, will be ordering this 7-inch limited edition Daenerys Targaryen bust from Dark Horse, which features a newly hatched baby dragon on her shoulder. [NerdApproved]
So this is by far best Beebop and Rocksteady cosplay I’ve ever seen. Actually it’s the only Beebop and Rocksteady cosplay I’ve seen. I have no basis for comparison. Regardless, it’s awesome. These two look like they’re are ready to make turtle soup. Actually, they look like they’re about to engage in a night of homo-erotic mutant fun. [TMNTmaster]
Wrecking Crew Orchestra in Japan has created a laser-light dance show inspired by Tron. It’s truly amazing. I’m still amazed at how these two-stepping Tron men appear and disappear in blink of an eye. Really cool effects. Wizards of light, these guys are. [YouBentMyWookie]
I feel like I’ve been waiting ages for Bioshock Infinite to be released. While the day is coming near, here is a clip from Irrational Games introducing the second of the game’s four Heavy Hitters, The Handyman.
Handymen are part-robot, part-man, and they get their name from their enormous hands, which lead artist Shawn Robertson says are based on creepy porcelain dolls from the game’s early-1900′s time period. Neato, huh? [TDW]
Fuck waterfalls, birds chirping and all those other rain-forest sounds. Give me 10 hours of Darth Vader breathing ever so calmly and I’ll sleep like a baby. [ObiviousWinner]
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