Over the weekend there was a healthy diet of Titanic due to James Cameron’s 3D re-release, oh and the whole 100th anniversary of the boat vs iceberg battle royale. After already making over a billion the first time around, it looks like a lot of people went to see it again since it clocked in at number 3 at the box office over the weekend.
I was not one of those tricked or dragged into seeing it. I won’t be either.
If there is one thing I have learnt in my many years of being dragged back to the theater to shell out another $15 bucks for a movie I’ve already seen, it’s that you need more than just a crappy flip into 3D to be worth it. Cameron need’s to learn a little from the king of the re-release. George Mutha-effin Lucas. You need to special edition that biatch up, friend!
Luckily YouTuber PistolShrimps gives us the Titanic we want. Hell he even adds in some J.J. Abrams and Micheal Bay for good measure.
Explosions, sea monsters, storm troopers and lens flares abound in Titanic SUPER 3D!
Source: Geek Tyrant