The New Spider-Man Trailer…

- 04-25-12Comics, Film Posted by Jason Tabrys

Is not out yet… (who just put the emphasis in the “bastards” part of our name? I did.) But, according to Amazing Spider-Man director Marc Webb, an all-new Spidey trailer will most likely debut next Thursday online before it rests in front of The Avengers, joining The Dark Knight Rises trailer that will “open” for Marvel’s super-team mega-movie when it opens on May 4th. And, by the way, if that release date isn’t branded onto your soul after the last few weeks of wall to wall marketing, I really think you should embrace the Amish lifestyle that you are surely inching toward. Honestly, to borrow an old (not terribly funny joke), I think they’re running Avengers ads on the screen during colonoscopies.

Here’s the un-official, half-lazy synopsis for The Amazing Spider-Man:

Some dude’s parents get iced, he grows up with his uncle, who used to be President of the United States. and his aunt who has super powers — she’s a flying nun. The dude goes to high school and then a spider bites him and he loses his shares in Facebook. It’s cool though, ┬áhe gets spider powers and he meets up with this blonde chick who used to go out with Ryan Gosling, but oh no! Her dad is a cop, and he used to be a firefighter and also, there is this weirdo teacher who turns into a lizard, but everything works out in the end because James Franco isn’t in it and Peter Parker doesn’t dance or wear mascara.

The Amazing Spider-Man comes out on July 3rd, I imagine the next franchise re-boot will be along 18 months later, and yes it will be an origin story.

Source: ComingSoon

Category: Comics, Film

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