When the head NerdBastard in charge asked me to take a shot at the new Batman – The Dark Knight Rises trailer I thought, “Sure no problem, Batman stuff is easy. The trailer probably kicks ass.” Then I watched the trailer. Met me on the other side after watching the trailer . . .
It felt like I was in the hospital room of a dear friend in pain with no way to help except . . . just be there.
“Not everything . . . not yet.”
That line from Batman, in Bruce Wayne’s voice, not the Batman’s, was a shock, face full of cold water in the morning. This is not gonna be the usual training comeback montage of the movie hero we’re used to. This is going to rip the band-aid off and face the pain.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to be Robin . . . or Nightwing. Yes he is a cop, that just gives him some training. No matter what everyone else says, he will don a mask in this movie.
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I can hear you breathing.
The Dark Knight Rises is out in theaters on July 20.