We’ve heard of this dude before! He’s the guy who legally changed his name to Obi Wan Kenobi in order to win $1000 from some radio station contest during the promo for Star Wars: Episode I. The name Benjamin Cale Feit is long gone… and only the Jedi remains.
Except the Jedi can’t seem to control his landspeeder. Dude created a 5 car pile up and then peaced the scene. It doesn’t help that he was already wanted for petty theft and probably doesn’t even have an actual driver’s license. How the hell are people supposed to take him seriously if he’s completely failing at being awesome?
Was it worth the $1000? It doesn’t look like it from that side of the iron bars.
In closing, I must quote Geekologie here, because it’s brilliant:
The dark side: it’s a slippery slope. No word if any Sith showed him their lightsabers while in the clink, but if it was anything like the last time I was there, TONS OF EVIL PEEN.