Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: GLaDOS of Portal 2 cosplayed by Tenori-Tiger. Of all the human forms I’ve seen of GLaDOS I think this is the first to reall capture her detached, yet menacing nature. I can already hear her dry insults. [GeeksAreSexy]
Jangsara, the same chick resonsible for that kick ass set of Avengers eye makeup designs, created this R2-D2 makeup especially for Star Wars Day. I could get lost in Artoo’s eyes, umm, if he had any, I guess. [jangsara.blogspot]
It’s the PC case mod for the most geeky at heart. Crammed inside this AT-AT is an, “Intel Core i7-2600K CPU, 8 gigs of RAM (come on, boost that to 32) a Sapphire 6870 video card and some glowing red cold cathodes.”Jealous? You should be. [ObviousWinner]
WANT! These super hero flashdrives. A) They’re fucking cool as hell B) nobody would expect Captain Americas shield would contain my massive porn collection [Gizmodo]
Wow. When these Star Wars tattoos are finished they’ll be an incredible feat in nerdy tattoo artistry. [Geekologie]
Arnold Schwarzenegger and the Predator met AGAIN… at Stan Winston School of Character Arts. After 25 years, they finally made peace withe each other. [Geekosystem]
Telling time with numbers is lame. It’s way cooler to tell time with Star Wars vehicles. Hmm, half past X-Wing. Quarter to Super Star Destroyer. [NerdApproved]
Prolific cosplayer Yuki LeFay has started a series of Game of Thrones-themed makeup designs, with each one corresponding to one of the powerful houses of Westeros. Here’s her design for House Stark. [TDWGeek]
Valve’s Portal 2 level creator DLC, Perpetual Testing Initiative, is out today, along with an important memo from Aperture Science head honcho Cave Johnson.
Cave Johnson here. Your boss. It’s come to my attention that some of you are concerned after receiving my all-staff memo yesterday (“You: Design Test Chambers or You’re Fired”). So to put your minds at ease, let me clarify: You are not mentally ill and you did read the memo just fine. It was real. You should be designing test chambers, right now and at all times, or by God I will fire you.
Avengers Assemble! One Direction parody of ‘What Makes You’. Huh? These guys might have a superhero’s physique, but they’ve sure got some super dance moves. [ScreenTeamShow]
When the Robopocalypse begins, you’ll need some pointers for survival. Epipheo Studios brought in an expert: author Daniel H. Wilson to give you tips to make your survival successful and fun. [Blame It On The Voices]
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