Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: You better change my diaper, you wouldn’t like me with a dirty diaper. Baby Hulk…SMASH! (DC Women Kicking Ass)

This Companion Cube is the perfect way to store your cookies. Or even better, your cake. If only it wasn’t a lie. (Geeks of Doom)

Bringing new meaning to the term, Imperial Walker. Now even when you’re old and broken you can still flash your Star Wars pride. (Geeky Tyrant)

Things would have turned out a lot differently with a different Hulk. Somehow I think things would have still gone badly for Loki, though. (Nerd Approved)

Here’s Kirk, Spock and Sulu (Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and John Cho) from Star Trek 2 as “Kre-O” Lego characters. I guess “Kre-O” is is LEGO code for giant shoulders. (Collider)


This is one spectacular movie clip montage, just don’t watch it at work the speakers on full blast, you sonovabitch! (Geek Tyrant)

It’s every line from Cave Johnson, Aperture Science CEO, from the new Portal DLC and level editor, Perpetual Testing Initiative. This video is 25 minutes but it’s worth listening to every minute. I want J.K. Simmons to narrate every video game. (TDW: Geek)

If a 25 minute video of Cave Johnson’s hilarious remarks isn’t enough Portal for you, here’s a dance remix. Complete with Cave Johnson breakdowns. (Kotaku)

The “Harp Twins” Camille and Kennerly Kitt are back with another fantasy theme for electric harps. This time it’s Game of Thrones. (TDW: Geek)

And now, a man battles a goose. With a lightsaber. Don’t worry, the goose was armed, too. (Geek Tyrant)


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Category: Nerd Culture, Videogames, WTF?