Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

ABOVECrystal Graziano cosplaying as Ivy from Soul Caliber V (via photographer Martin Wong.) Should we just change our slogan to “More than cosplay tits?”[GeeksAreSexy]

This huge Legend of Zelda 8′ by 3′!  poster is will surely cover those unfortunate holes in your wall left by a drunken knight of “wall ramming” (first person to hit a stud loses) [NerdApproved]

Flux capacitor tattoo. Only useful  if you can run at 88 miles an hour. [FashionablyGeek]

Presenting TARDIS ring box to your significant other, while awesome, implies “it’s bigger in the inside”. And that’s not an expectation you want to set. No ring will measure up to your girls (or fellas) wild imagination and thus you’ve set the tone for a lifetime of disappointment. Cool box though.  [Geek Is Awesome]

This is a 3-D animation called Super Modern Mario Bros. featuring the first level from the original game ‘modernized’. That of course means unnecessary blood,  violence and goomba explosions.  If Nintendo wants to compete in today’s video game market then they need to upgrade to this level of obscenity. [geekologie]

June 22th  marked the 30th anniversary of E.T. 30 goddamn years, can you believe it? Fuck, I’m old. Anyhoo, our friends Angie and Chad from TheScreenTeam are big E.T. fans. They decided to take a road trip to various E.T. filming locations to celebrate the movie’s 30th Anniversary. Since this is Brad and Angie we’re talking about, they made a parody video out of it. [TheScreenTeam]

The Hunger Games unabridged with 200 new pages, including every reference to shitting in the woods. [CollegeHumor]

Veteran costumers Chloe Dykstra and Linda Le tackle the really important part of cosplay…hook-ups and dating. [WOCC]

Portal “Terminal Velocity” is a homemade video depicting what happens what 3 dudes have access to a Portal gun.   [ObviousWinner]


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