Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
Above: Wampa’s are hot right now, but none so hot as Ani-Mia’s. She’s teased is with her sexy Wampa cosplay before, but now she’s released an entire photo shoot, courtesy of Lars Peterson, Head to Fashionably Geek for more!
Andrew Black has a pretty compelling theory as to why he thinks Loki actually came out ahead at the end of The Avengers. Obviously, spoilers for The Avengers, guys, but click the link to read his theory.
I don’t think I need this billboard to tell me The Dark Knight Rises is going to blow my mind, but still, way to go Warner Bros. marketing, you’re bringing your A-game. (Geeks Are Sexy)
I’m gonna take some pride in the fact that of the top three fastest to vampire hunters, two of them are women. Also it’s good to know Edward Cullen doesn’t stand a chance. (Geek Tyrant)
Good news, everyone! The future, or should I say the Futurama is almost here. Topless Robot’s compiled a great list of gadgets that are closer to reality than you think. Like the Smell-o-scope! We too can one day smell Uranus.
Man, I knew Nintendo was going through a rough patch, but I didn’t think things were that bad. Here’s Link’s semi-truck spotted outside a Wal-Mart. Guy must of had to get another job, saving Zelda and all of Hyrule just wasn’t paying the bills anymore it seems. (Geekologie)
Bowser for Father of the year! Also, with whom is Bowser having all these children? I mean really, what woman thinks hooking up with a guy who steals Princesses for a living a good idea. Oh wait, Dorkly, has an answer for that, too.
When it comes to killing someone, you better be sure you’ve got some kind of catchy, one-liner saved up. No one wants to get sent off into oblivion with something lame. Here, look to these great pre-mortem one-liners from the movies for inspiration. But uh, yeah, how about you not actually kill anyone when you try it out. It’s just practice. (Geek Tyrant)
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