Nerdy Bits: How Movie Theaters SHOULD Be Laid Out, George R.R. You Done Yet?, Pinkie Pie’s Sex Tape, 50 Super Nintendo Spoilers and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Above: We feature a lot of great cosplay here and elsewhere on Nerd Bastards, but rarely do you get the chance to show off so much great cosplay in one place. This group of Batman heroes and villains is almost unparalleled. No one’s slacking here. For more awesome shots, courtesy of Tony Quan, check out Fashionably Geek.
Keep your backside protected by the pride of the Empire. Note the detail on the arm rests, too, that’s the Imperial symbol. Hand crafted by GotWoodWorkShop, you need this deck chair to impress your friends, and strike fear in your enemies. (Geek Tyrant)
Always remember to tip your bar maid, serving wench or hand maiden! (Nerd Approved)
The Oatmeal has done it again, it’s another genius plan of how things should be done in the world. In this case, the way they should lay out a movie theatre. If you’re a talker, GO TO THE DOME! (/Film)
Ha! I knew it couldn’t be magic, it’s Pokemon powered! (Nerd Approved)
Seriously, dude. If you feel compelled to wear this shirt as you sit outside Martin’s home chanting Paul and Storm’s “Write Like the Wind, George R.R. Martin” – because surely that will help him finish faster – then here’s where you can grab a tee. (Fashionably Geek)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 will forever go down as the best comedy show that made fun of crappy, old movies…ever. In this supercut tribute, hear one joke from every episode of MST3K. Settle in for this one folks, this vid is fourteen-minute long! (The Mary Sue)
And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)
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