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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.”  Jennifer Landa, who is is known for her Death Star Dress at last years San Diego Comic Con, one-upped herself with this Millennium Falcon dress.  [Landa Calrissian]

This Human Centipede glass pipe is only acceptable to use while someone is tongue punching your fart box. [ObviousWinner]

Cross gender cross play has always amused me. Though, I only dig the female on male interpretations.  I’m not quite as accepting of  male cross dressers (Note: that was not a crack about lifestyle choices). Regardless, this female Cyclops is amazing.  [MTV Geek]

I was gonna make some lame “where we’re going… we don’t need roads” joke, but that so wouldn’t make sense right now. This 5.7-liter V8 powered monster DeLorean obviously needs roads…and dozens of puny cards in it’s path.  [DVICE]

The infamous three boobed hooker from Total Recall made it to the land of hover hands… San Diego Comic Con. Oh, folks starred and starred they did, but not a boob was touched (again, land of hover hands). I’ll be in my bunk.

The Dark Knight Rises Trailer dubbed over with Pee Wee Hermans voice. While I couldn’t have imagined anything more potentially annoying, I gotta admit this was cute.  Btw, If anyone remembers, Paul Ruebens (Pee Wee) played the Penquin’s Father in Batman Returns.  [Superhero Hype]

Darth Vader has a conversation with his 12 year old self. [TDWGeek]

You behind on Game of Thrones? Do you wanna know about all the hub-bub is all about? Well, The Factuary‘s sassy bartender elaborates on all the war, politics, incest, dwarf sex and dragons in under  3 minutes [GeeksAreSexy]

Halo Vs. Predator – These two face off the way true men always do, with every activity they can think of, because it’s not enough to just beat your enemies . . . you must crush them and hear their lamentations. [themarysue]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)

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Category: Cosplay, Nerd Culture, WTF?

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