Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

ABOVE: Ugliest Tattoos: The Dark Side of your face. Congrats, guy. Job hunting just got a lot more difficult. [Failblog]

Another day, another TARDIS inspired item. This time, TARDIS Chucks. Is it still “Time and Relative Dimension in Space” when I put my foot up your ass? [Fashionablygeek]

Dark Link Cosplay. Probably the only time a white dude can get away with black face. [BOC]

Got $150,000? You can A) buy the prototype cartridge of the original Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda (pictured above), or B) throw one hell of a Nerd Bastard themed party, with cupcakes and topless cosplayers. I really hope you pick option B.  [Geekologie]

Model Stacey Rebecca cosplays Mary Jane Watson in this recreation of the completely inpractical pose on the cover of Amazing Spider-Man #601. Photography by Paranoid Android.

If you thought Nick Fury’s life was all James Bond you had better sit down, it’s more like the Supernanny. Riding herd on a unruley mob of superheros[Memos from Fury]

Last week, Suidobashi Heavy Industries unveiled the Kuratas, a 13-foot, 4.4-ton mech suit. Yeah… we’re fucked![TDWGeek]

“When pride rock is ashes, you’ve got my permission to die”. The audio of the new Dark Knight Rises full trailer with the visuals of The Lion King.   [ObviousWinner]

The tunes in Expendables: The Musical are actually pretty damn catchy.  Straight up, PG-13 is for pussies. [ToplessRobot]

This is just a teaser for an upcoming stop-motion short film called Dark Knight: Knightfall.  And it’s about Batman.  Duh.  The Parabucks animators have done a great job with this; it’s definitely worth checking out. [i09]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)

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Don’t forget about our Nerd Bastards’ tees, available at Split Reason! (Use coupon code “CHEAPASS15″ to save %15)

Category: Comics, Cosplay, Nerd Culture, Videogames, WTF?

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