Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

Above: Had the crew of the Enterprise in TNG worn latex uniforms, there’d have been no need for the Picard manuever. Though, I cringe at the thought of Worf in skintight latex, as I’m sure so does he. These Star Trek latex costumes from Poison Candy Latex will be premiere at Montreal Comic Con as part of their new line of pop culture latex outfits. Pricing info coming soon. (Fashionably Geek)

Artist jack wrk(less) takes what was a crappy lookin’ door, and transforms it into an atstro droid beauty! See more pics at Nerd Approved.

Thinking with portals? Too mainstream. Thinking with PBoRtals, on the other hand. (That’s Nerdalicious)

Obviously, body paint is the only way to ensure an accurate cosplay of any animated character, but particularly Venture Bros.’ Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. (CBM)

Perfect for those tight knit groups of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans. Y’know, the ones who live in sewers, live their life the code of the turtle, and survive solely off crappy, late-night, pizza. Oh, don’t know anyone like that. Oh. Okay. I’ll just keep these other eight pizza slice pendents for myself then. (Geekologie)

Alderaan, fuck yeah! This handmade Rebel Alliance vest by nrrrdcakkke is so kick-ass, words leave me. It’s a one of kind so if you want your own, stop bitchin’ and start stitchin’. (Fashionably Geek)


To celebrate and announce Bill Nye’s return to TV, web TV that is, here’s a video of Nye teaching Nerdist leader, Chris Hardwick how to tie a bow tie. I’d rate this at difficulty level, IMPOSSIBLE. You must have a very high level wizard, like Bill Nye, in order to complete. (TDW: Geek)

It’s the Imperial March performed by washing machines. You’ve gotta enjoy the simple things in life. (TDW: Geek)

We’ve share quite a few Grand Theft Auto mods here in Nerdy Bits, but this one is easily the most disturbing. Watch in horror as Mickey Mouse wreaks havoc on San Andreas with his frightening god-like powers. (Kotaku)


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