Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

ABOVE: What I love about Black Widow’s costume is she can kick major ass, still look sexy while doing it, and keep her clothing on all at the same time. Apparently, I’m not the only one. Now if only they could create a suitable Wonder Woman costume so we could finally get a movie. [GAS]

For the woman who can’t tell a guy he’s not getting any with her mouth, here’s panties to do it for her. Never mind she’d have to pull down her pants to show him. Talk about mixed signals.  [FashionablyGeek]

Avengers as 2012 Olympians. Not only do they show Hawkeye in the archery category, but all of the other Avengers compete in categories we would have already thought they’d qualify for. These illustrations are great for folks without imagination.

[Wanna Go to the Movies]

For when you’re dead tired, and want your co-workers to think you’re about to go postal, drink Zombie Blast. The energy drink in the shotgun shell casing is sure to give you the pick-me up you need. Or a restraining order.[ThinkGeek]

Get our very own Star Wars Jabbas Palace Playset for only $199. The set comes with Jabba the Hutt, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Princess Lei, and more. No jokes here. This is really awesome. [Nerd Approved]
Get your Doctor Who mini dress ($105) or leggings ($80) in time for the series’ fall finale.  Black Milk clothing produces these for (female) fans who want a TARDIS painted on their ass.  [Geekologie]

Bane 7 years after the events of The Dark Knight Rises. [GeekTyrant]

For those who are unsatisfied with how Skyrim ended, How It Should Have Ended.com bring you their version this week.  [Dorkly]

HBO released a “Making Of Game of Thrones”  featurette for an upcoming hardcover book release. [TheMarySue]

Do you still have Carly Rae Jepson’s “Call Me Maybe” in your head? Well, why not replace it with the a new Batman version. I’ll bet you never look at the *SPOILER* “I Know You’re Batman” scene again. [ToplessRobot]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)

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