Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: To ensure your trip Back to the Future, take a ride in this TARDIS Delorean. This is all a part of the Worth 1000 Delorean competition. People have come up with some great ideas, but I think this one has my vote. [Worth1000]

Espionage Cosmetics has come out with the perfect accessory for the geek girl – Glitter! This cosmetic grade glitter is just out August 15th,and is a part of their comic book collection.[FashionablyGeek]

The perfect toy to scare your kids shitless. This Amaterasu doll was handmade by Meita Curphy, and is currently on auction at EBay. The last bid was $570, so you may want to get moving before that money burns a hole in your pocket. [Nerd Approved]

You know Halloween is just around the corner when you see stuff like this. If you have trouble figuring out what to dress the little tyke in, why not this Wonder Woman Onesie from Netorama? It only costs $35.95, and you’ll be the coolest parents on the block. [Neatorama]

The long awaited reveal of the newly designed Joker is over. Thanks to a snafu, the images were released super early. Comic devotees weren’t supposed to see the new Joker until Batman #13 which is due to be released in October. Thanks to DC Comic’s misstep, fans get Halloween treats early if they pick up the new Batgirl #14.[Geekosystem]

The coolest thing since Freddy Krueger’s gloved knives? WOLVEINE’S CLAWS! These babies sell for only $20, and can be bought from the Neato Shop. Sure you’ll probably get shot by police for pulling a weapon, but why not go down in style? [Geekologie]

Speaking of Freddy Krueger… Yeah, this is sure to make your kids piss the bed until they’re 30. Hope you have a life supply of bleach. [ObviousWinner]

Bride & Groom Climbing on Batmobile Tumblr. And you thought your wedding day rocked? [YouTube]

If you thought The Dark Knight mania has died down, you are wrong, College Humor has jumped on the bandwagon with a hilarious Batman vs. the Scarecrow video. [CollegeHumor]

Sir Mix A Lot’s ode to the booty is alive and kickin’, thanks to Don Draper Says What. This imaginative version features movie clips set to the music. As someone who has fan vid experience, I have to take my hat off to salute the editing work. Plus, it’s freakin’ hilarious! [GAS]

Admittedly I’ve never been a fan of Dragonball Z, but I have to admit this dude is impressive. One thing: where is his shirt? ‘Cause I kind of feel like this is the opening for a bad porno. [Dorkly]

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