Yes, it is the summer. The perfect time to sit in the basement and play video games till you lose vision in one eye. Hey, buckle up buttercup, that is why you have two. There are some really sweet games on the horizon, after the jump we have the latest batch of trailers for you.
Set to hit Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC in February 2013, Dead Space 3 looks to be dishing out the usual game play with a few little bonuses. Cramped corridors, zero G combat and of course the vast spaceship graveyard await you.
Ok, I think the makers of Assassin’s Creed 3: Naval Battles are losing their touch. Sure, the videos make the game look awesome and a nice twist on the series, but just what the hell does it have to do with bellybuttons?
Normally I don’t go for platformers, but Puppeteer looks interesting. And twisted. Come on, headless puppets and giant scissors, now that sounds like fun.
You know what’s hot right now? Zombie survival, and means and endless horde of undead based games shambling to consoles everywhere. Luckily Naughty Dog’s The Last of Us looks like its more just the typical. Here’s hoping the actual game lives up to the way the trailers look.
Speaking of the shambling horde of horror games, look out, it’s Until Dawn. With an off the shelf plot of horny teens in a cabin trying to stay a live UNTIL DAWN! Wait, there is more. It’s a PlayStation Move game, so join me in a dismissive wank.
Usually movie tie-games are terrible, but by the looks of things the upcoming Star Trek game actually looks like it might be worthwhile.
Remember when I said movie tie-in games usually suck? Avengers is here to back that up. Great ideas ever, take the biggest movie of the summer, drag it into the street and take a big old crappy graphics crap on it.
Seriously. Thanks guys.