Nerdy Bits: Luke Joker and Leia Quinn Cosplay, Legend of Zelda ROCKS, Xena XXX Parody, Star Wars Adult Footie Pajamas and MOAR!

- 08-28-12Comics, Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos, TV, Videogames Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Cosplayer  Kitty-Honey effectively dressed up as Ms. Marvel. I think this is were I’m supposed to make some marvelous pun. [CMB]

Star Wars full torso tattoo. I would comment on the amazing artwork and impressive show of fanboy-ism, but I am far too distracted by this guys nipples. They looks so effin’ weird. The right one looks like its been through a meat grinder. Not to mention, the indentation in his chest. Did Mola Ram rip out his heart or something? [ObviousWinner]

Dude, working for Blizzard is awesome. Employees get a sword at five years of service, a shield at ten and a a ring at 15 years. But, ah, the joy of eBay. This one is up for auction on with bidding at $500. [NerdApproved]

Representatives of Jumpin Jammerz were on hand at Star Wars Celebration VI to show off their new line of licensed Star Wars footie pajamas. They have a few designs in adult sizes that you can pre-order now; they will be available to ship in October 2013. Did you hear that? Adult sized footie pajamas! You can rub your feet on the carpet and force lightning your friends/family.  [FashionablyGeek]

Stoyn is launching some retro-rad pop-culture inspired popsicles featuring characters like Freddy, Jason, Pinhead and Darth Vader. Awesome, but blueberry & licorice? Yuck! I’d rather lick a ducks pussy! [Blastr]

Luke Joker and Leia Quinn. Well, I think the rest of the cosplayers can go home, this is as good as it gets. [Neatorama]

Doctor Who cookie cutters – get yer Doctor Who cookie cutters. No seriously, the premier of Doctor Who season 7 is in like 4 days (Sep 1st). You cant have a Doctor Who premier party w/o some Doctor Who cookies, now can you?  [TDWGeek]

Middle Earth’s Rivendell recreated in 50K LEGO blocks. Wow, clearly someone has too much time on their hands. Also, I don’t think we need to every worry about stepping on another LEGO. Ever. Dude used liked every LEGO on the planet.[Geekologie]

Because Xena: Warrior Princess hasn’t been relevant for about a decade. Exquisite Films recently released the SFW trailer for “Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody”. I’d be more excited for this if I hadn’t already seen Lucy Lawless’ tits in Spartacus. Though, on the other  hand (no pun intended), Gabrielle…

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time… ROCKS! [TheHumanTim]

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