Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: 500 lb life size Darth Vader Cake. He was served at the 501st Legion Banquet on Friday night as part of the Star Wars Celebration VI event. Also of note is Vader’s light saber, which was a single, solid piece of watermelon flavored poured sugar. Impressive. [OakleadCakes]

Cosplayer Farrah DeFulio brings it with Tron: Legacy body paint done by Allyson Averell. You definitely need to be as fit as Farrah to pull this look off. [CBM]

Show your Hogwarts pride with your very own car decal from Good Mommy. Decals start at just $5.99. [Etsy]

For the superhero who has everything, but a ring. Sorry to the supes who aren’t named Thor, Spiderman, or The Punisher. You’ll just have to make your own. [Fashionably Geek]

Throw on some Jackie Wilson and watch it dance! [MyBurningEyes on deviantART.com]

Just when you thought Iron Man couldn’t get any cooler, he’s made out of LEGOs. [Cheezburger]

If you think Darth Maul has been done to death, then why not go as Savage Opress (above), Darth Maul’s brother? What I like the most about this costume is the samurai inspirations. In truth, since red is my favorite color, I still would choose Darth Maul. Plus, you get that cool light saber. [Fashionably Geek]

Bioshock Big Daddy and Little Sister statue for sale.  Display your nerdery for only $6,500+.  Perfect lawnart.  [NerdApproved]

Ever wonder what life would be like if Michonne, Buffy, Hermione, Katniss, Lisbeth, and Bella Swan all lived together? Yeah, me neither. [Cheezburger]

Here’s a mashup that takes some footage from the Toy Story films edited together with the action-packed soundtrack from The Expendables 2 trailer. [IGN]

I’ve long held the belief that cats are harbingers of doom, and here is more evidence. Usually they just try to smother their owners in their sleep by stealing their breath, but they also like to warn them of ax murders lurking in the backyard. Jason Voorhees, I see you! [Jack Wilde via ObviousWinner]

Zombies like dogs, too! [Neatorama]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone)

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