Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
Who wants to be a badass and own the Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda? You do, that’s who. [Etsy]
It was bound to happen: nerdy condoms. This one’s especially hilarious. Not quite sure if this is directed at the little sperm people or if nerdy condoms are an inherent cockblock. [GammaSquad]
Amazing Diablo cosplay… imagine waking up to that in your living room. Is there actually a person under there!? [ActionBash]
Lionsgate is releasing Tarantino XX: 8-Film Collection on blu-ray November 20th. It will include Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Death Proof and Inglourious Basterds. All of the Tarantino goodness you would ever fuckin’ want.
(I saw the trailer for Breaking Dawn, Part 2 for the first time yesterday and it is burned into my brain and for a moment I thought Edward Cullen was on that box and staring at me.) [Collider]
This sounds about right; you could probably use the same format for many other awesome things. [NerdApproved]
Presenting You Monster, a fan-animated 2D short imagining Wheatley and GLaDOS in humanoid form. Valve, I think we’ve found you new employees. Hire them and get ‘em started on a Portal animated series. Now, please. [TDWGeek]
Mr. Wizard’s – still – a dick. [Geekologie]
It’s Episode 2 of Untitled Web Series About a Space Traveler Who Can Also Travel Through Time or rather, Inspector Spacetime. [YouTube]
Oh dude, Superman you need pay attention. Jackass. [Dorkly]
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