Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Jessica Rabbit Cosplayed by Yayahan. She’s not bad, she just Cosplays that way. [TDWGeek]

To promote the release of Resident Evil 6, Capcom recently opened the Wesker & Son human butchery in East London.

Once at the butchery, members of the public will be invited to sample and purchase a dizzying array of edible human limbs including hands, feet and a human head, which will be available to buy directly from the shop. As well as these specially created products, gamers will be able to buy ‘Peppered Human & Lemon Sausages’ and ‘J’avo Caught Human Thigh Steaks’ along with some specially made pots of Red Herb and Green Herb. All proceeds from the sale of the meat will be donated to the Limbless Association, which provides information and support to the limb-loss community.

Do you know whats wrong with this? Everything. [Geekologie]

Captimus Prim, wearable Autobot hat. I would like to go on record and say that I would wear this. I have no shame. [ToplessRobot]

This is 19-year old Anastasiya Shpagina. Anastasiya is a Ukrainian girl who spends most of her days making herself up to look like a real-life anime character. Her she is standing next to the girl that makes herself up like Barbie. Oi, is this where fashion is headed now? Regardless, I’d hit em’ both. [Geekologie]

I’m sure you’ve watched The Simpsons enough to know of the whole couch gag thing (The opening credit sequence) . Well, it seems the showrunners have run out of ideas and are taking it to the fans…

We’ve created hundreds and hundreds of Couch Gags during the past 20 years. Now it’s your turn. Submit your written idea for a Couch Gag (100 words or less) to appear in the opening credits of The Simpsons, and if your idea is selected as the winner, we may actually animate it

I’d submit my Duff party girl orgy, but I’d doubt it would be acknowledged. [TheMarySue]

Dirk and Daphne From Dragons Lair Cosplay [FashionablyGeek]

Cat Sings Star Wars Theme. Well… this isn’t annoying, not in the slightest. [NerdApproved]

Looper As a 90s Disney Movie. You know, with out all the killing and such. [Blasr]

To celebrate its 20th anniversary, Cartoon Network released an LSD inspired video filled with an array cameos of its most famous characters. [Cartoon Network]

Admittedly, I don’t know much about Half-Life. I haven’t got into it yet (yes, 100 nerd demerits), but I’ll tell you, this fan video about the games title character is pretty spiffy. [GAS]

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