Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Above: Can I get high from just looking at an image of one incredible pipe? Either that or my mind’s just been blown, because holy shit it’s a Jurassic Park Jeep pipe!?! (Geekologie)

Created by 17-year-old Alexandra Trim of Bbee Shoes, who is clearly far more talented than you, these Mario wedding heels are amazing. So much so I might actually want to get married, or at least attend a wedding wearing them. (Fashionably Geek)

Not only is this Death Pumpkin wonderfully painted, it also glows in the dark, check it out at Nerd Approved.

See more of this impressive as all fuck Admiral Ackbar costume on Imgur. Over at Kotaku they’ve got video of the animatronics in actions. That’s right, this thing is more than a rubber mask.


Nathan Fillion pranking the cast of Firefly while trying to film an emotional yet long scene, will never get old. (TDW: Geek)

Want David Tennant to read you a bedtime story? Who the hell wouldn’t, right? Yes, silly voices and all. (TDW: Geek)

Anything you decide to wear for Halloween will be worthless compared to this baby T-Rex costume. Just give up now and wear a sheet. (TDW)

And now, by far the movies most needing an Honest Trailer, Prometheus. It explained nothing! So why did I like it so?


And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)

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Don’t forget about our Nerd Bastards’ tees, available at Split Reason!

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Category: Cosplay, Nerd Culture, Uncategorized