Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Le sexy Wolverine costume that’s all paint! ” Hey bub, my eyes are up here” [Geek x Girls]

Tattoo artist Roman Kuznetsov spent a ginormous amount of hours inking this crazy awesome full covering Kratos action shot back tattoo. Too bad bad the game is no longer relevant.    [ObviousWinner]

Lord of the Rings Barad-dür cake. One cake to rule them all! [Technabob]

Which Green Lantern are you? [TDWGeek]

Portal companion cube engagement ring: what’s not to love? [FashionablyGeek]

Awesome things like this are the reason I’m broke. This action figure is called “Chogokin King Robot Mickey & Friends” and it features our favorite classic Disney characters who combine to make a giant Voltron-like Disney robot. [GeekTyrant]

This is a realer-than-real sculpture of Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) from the original ‘Alien’. They did the wrong half…bastards! [Geekologie]

Screw that “New Car”smell. Give your ride that mega fresh smell, with Mega Man air fresheners.  They’ve been thoroughly researched so they smell exactly like they do in the games: Mega Man is “clean dewy, ozonic, and lightly floral – with a masculine touch” and Proto Man is “rebellious, heroic, and apple-cinnamony. [ThinkGeek]

Attention Ponies! Etsy seller Roogna, modifies out of the box My Little Pony figures and gives them a little Star Wars flair. She has characters like Yoda, Chewbacca, and Leia. [Nerd Approved]

Epic kid vs Dog Jedi battle . Cute, really effin’ cute. [PETSAMI]

oh look, a Big Trouble In Little China/Gangnam Style parody. That’ll do internet, that’ll do. [YouTube]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)

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