Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Baby Ripley power loader Halloween costume. “Leave the candy bag alone, you bitch!!”  [Geekologie]

This Captain America body graffiti is assinine (get it?) … Caps chin is so disproportionate. Did Liefeld paint this?  [ObviousWinner]

Scott Holden put his engineering skills to good use and made this incredible AT-ST Costume. Meanwhile, I’m just sitting here masturbating.  [MAKE]

Verily, the Mighty Mjolnir doth stand ready to defend Midgard and open thine frothy brew! [9Gag]

Toni Darling as Lady Death. It’s moments like these were I welcome the sweet embrace of death. [FashionablyGeek]

What do you get when you combine a pumpkin with the classic video game Tetris? Pumpktris! Fully playable, embedded in a pumpkin, and with the stem serving as a controller. Oh my gourd! [HahaBird]

Ocarina Medley Performed by Princess Zelda (Lena Leclaire). Well… now I have to play Ocarina of Time. Excuse me.   [GameTrailers]

FUS ROH ARGGH!! Check out this epic mashup of “He’s A Pirate” composed by Klaus Badelt from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl and “Dragonborn” composed by Jeremy Soule from The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim [flipboit4midles]

Star Wars fashionista Jennifer Landa is not only an apt seamstress (she makes SW themed dresses), but she bakes as well. Here she shows us how to make a great pit of Carkook (aka Sarlacc pit) cake. Wow, we’re I not wed, I would take her in a manly fashion. [GAS]

Youtube sensation brentalfloss, accompanied by his musical accomplice Pat the NES, have written and performed an ode to their vintage Nintendo days to the tune of Queen’s classic, Bohemian Rhapsody. [NerdApproved]

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